‘Have a nice day, Mr. Bond.’

Mediation Circus

By Michael R. Panter

Hon. Michael R. Panter (Ret.) is a senior mediator at ADR Systems of America LLC. He previously served in the Law, Family and Municipal Divisions of the Cook County Circuit Court. He was a trial lawyer for 30 years. Share responses and comments at mikepanter.com.

Posted April 19, 2017 2:38 PM

Growing up, I was a fanatic Mad magazine reader. I still own 30 of the books. There’s one article I can’t find anywhere, but I still remember it all these years later: It was about how movie villains are often far more polite than movie heroes.In it, Goldfinger says something to James Bond along the lines of, “Well, Mr. Bond, I hope you’re comfortable. Can I get you a nice martini as you wait for the laser beam?”Bond replies with something like, “Go to #$%#, you *&*#*!”I think …

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